It was old crack whore day at Albertson's on Saturday. Bring an over the hill crack ho with you and get 10% off. Seriously. One winked at me. She was wearing a lot less than she should've been. I almost panicked and ran out of the store.
Anyway... While trying to get out of the parking lot, I'm looking around to make sure I'm not going to get hit. Some dude in a van zips past me, cutting across the parking lot. Just as I'm about to go, some lady whips around parked cars and cuts across the lot, almost side swiping me.
At that point I've had enough and just romp on the gas. Behind me I hear a screech and some angry shouting. Satisfied grin...
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