10/03/2005

Why Oh Why

Okay, it's clearly going to be a long grumpy bit of gridlock because they closed the airport connector down to one lane. It sucks, we all know it, so just relax, get along, and we'll all get through it quicker.

Do not:
Ram the guy ahead of you. You're not getting anywhere faster - in fact, you're going to make things worse for everyone else.

Do not:
Get pulled over and have your car searched for drugs. Seriously, not helping things here, guy.

Do not:
Try to jump ahead of the line. I will push you into a barrel. In fact, out of spite, I may just stop and let other people in ahead of me (someone did that today when a dumbass got fidgety and jumped around traffic to get ahead of people).

Your best bet is to just go around the whole thing since obviously you can't play well with others.

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