7/27/2009

A Few Rules

Let's all agree on a few assumptions, okay? If we all kind of get a baseline going, we can avoid driving like douchebags. Right? Okay...

1. If I'm going 80, I don't want to race, I just have somewhere to go.
2. If I'm going 95, I don't want to race, I just have somewhere to go.
3. If I'm going 115, I don't want to race, I just have somewhere to go.
4. If I'm in the left lane, and you roll up behind me, I'll do my best to move over quickly.
5. However, if I'm in the left lane, and you roll up behind me, and there's heavy traffic; I'm just going to ignore you.
6. If there's very little traffic, and I roll up behind you in the left lane, please move over.
7. If I drop down three gears, spin the engine up to 6000 RPM, and pass you on the right; it doesn't mean I want to race, it just means you're being a douchebag and I have somewhere to go.
8. If I'm going 70, I probably saw a cop that doesn't currently have someone pulled over. Go ahead and pass, it's fun to watch.

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