Cause I Love Viking Movies

(3:21:49 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: Now I'm watching Valhalla Rising as a counter to the last movie. I'm a sucker for any movies involving vikings.

(3:39:23 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: 15 minutes in and I'm not sure whether it's brilliant or complete crap. So far it's like an art-house version of the 13th Warrior.

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(4:21:36 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: Been watching Valhalla Rising for 45 minutes. So far the first 5 minutes showed promise. Since then... Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I keep waiting for something to happen.

(4:26:37 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: At the 50 minute mark now. So far it's just a one-eyed dude staring at things.

(4:30:27 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: OH SHIT! Something is happening!

(4:31:22 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: Dang... 15 seconds of something happening and now they're all just staring again.

(4:34:10 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: WTF? 5 minutes of staring at a rock.

(4:35:40 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: This is like the Blair Witch Project if there had been no witch.

(4:40:23 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: Okay... Valhalla Rising is just... WTF... I mean... WTF? Seriously...

(4:43:17 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: WTF? WHY DO THE VIKINGS HAVE BRITISH ACCENTS?

(4:44:58 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: Oh, good, more staring.

(4:47:28 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: And why, oh why, are the vikings trying to build Jeruselam?

(4:47:59 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: Is this what happens when you get mercury poisoning?

(4:50:38 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: Wait... The head crazy guy just shot an arrow at himself from 10 meters away. And now the one eyed guy is straing at himself from 10 meters away.

(4:50:59 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: Oh, nevermind, it's some two eyed guy staring at the one eyed guy.

(4:53:29 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: So the crazy old guy had a twin?

(5:00:40 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: Holy shit! There's Native Americans in ancient Norway!

(5:03:52 PM) krisak@gmail.com/B1AE2FD4: WTF? The movie finally ended. And... WTF?