7/28/2004

Hobilly Delux

Last night was fat crack whore night at the local Albertson's.

I forgot my crack whore, so I got no prize.

The people in line in front of me were elderly. Older than 60, probably younger than 70. And stoned. Stoned to the gills. Serious munchies. HoHos, Twinkies, microwave dinners. Maybe they just eat that way normally? No, they were stoned. Definitely stoned. Been around enough stoned people to know. They were stoned.

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