Before I bought my house something funny happened at work. A coworker's wife called and said the neighbors were having a midget party. He thought she was joking until he got home and saw about five midgets in the neighbor's front yard holding 40 ouncers and practicing karate on each other.
I thought that was pretty damn funny.
After I bought my house I noticed a lot of midgets in the neighborhood.
One day I was turning from Boulder onto Trop to go home and I saw a guy across the street on a motorcycle. Next to a Honda. A BIG Honda. Never seen a Civic that big before. Then I realized it was a midget on a mini bike.
Later I found out that this coworker lives just a couple blocks away from me. We live in the midget section of town apparantly.
(This post is probably the tipping point that will void my entry pass into any kind of public relations job.)
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