How To Know You're From California

1. You're doing 50 mph in a 55 mph zone.
2. You're doing 45 mph in a 55 mph zone.
3. You're doing 35 mph in a 55 mph zone, and weaving across two lanes.
4. You're doing 30 mph in a 55 mph zone, and weaving across two lanes, and driving with your left turn signal on.

Californians are fast and aggressive drivers? MY ASS! They're stupid, unpredictable, and lazy. Las Vegas drivers, while all that, are at least fast.