Lowes

Went to Lowe's today to pick up a new toilet seat cause vinyl does what vinyl does.

So I was walking around and I saw a guy in a wheelchair with a big ole 2x4 wheeling down the aisle. Holding it like a jousting pole. Looked at it and thought "yeah, not a guy I'm gonna mess with."

I found the toilet seats and pondered the options. In kind of a mood, I figured I'd buy a seat with some style. Considered the weird translucent blue art nouveau seat. Naah, too weird. Then I looked at the seat molded to look like a rock. Naah, unconvincing - it just looks like a plastic turd. Maybe the semi-clear plastic flake? That one looked kinda cool.

Then I saw it. The one I had to have. It's removable. I stood there, looked at it, considered the implications, and thought "Fuck yeah! I can put it in the dishwasher!"