Being in an adventurous mood, I went out for Thai food. I looked at the menu and ordered something. Something. The waitress looked at me as if to say there was no way I'd actually eat it.
The food showed up. I looked at it. And winced internally. The waitress kind of smirked. That pissed me off. Being the person I am my revenge came in the form of eating all of it.
I'm still not entirely sure what it all was. There were some things that looked like clams but definitely weren't. There was what might have been strips of fish. And I think some tripe. And a few other things that I just couldn't even guess at.
I didn't like most of it. But I ate it. The waitress came back and looked visibly surprised to see the bowl empty. I won. Kind of a pyrrhic victory, but a victory nonetheless.
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