1. Do not go in the bathrooms at The Plaza. Someone thought it would be a bright idea to put the urinals less than a foot away from the sink. I'm not joking. I stepped in, sized up the situation, and left the building.
2. No one actually goes in Glitter Gulch. It'd be just too darn embarrassing. I don't quite what delusion the management is operating under, but dressing your girls up like blond wigged space aliens and stationing them and a carnival barker out front just isn't going to make people come inside. It's going to make them laugh. Often.
3. If you're wandering around the east end of Fremont (like, kind of close to The Cortez) you may be approached by a hooker, or a pimp. I got to watch a man forcibly pimp out a woman to a customer. The woman looked less than pleased about the transaction. I can't imagine anyone would be pleased about being a Fremont Hooker - that's not exactly a high class clientel.
4. A '72 Buick Skylark can be made into a drag car, complete with narrow front tires.
5. A '72 Buick Skylark made into a drag car looks really really stupid.
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