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Another Day In Paradise

On my way to [big obnoxious customer]'s underground lair, I saw a few things...

Someone took a flatbed tow truck and turned it into a limo. Thing about these trucks is they have about six feet hanging off the back axle. This one had even more since they wanted more room for the limo. Where do people typically sit in a limo? The far back... Now let's think about the physics of this one for a minute.

Then I'm cruising down the ramp from 95N to 15S I fall in line behind a flatbed pickup. It's got two dogs in the back. Unchained. And not a whole lot of room. I switched lanes before I ended up with a dog on the hood.

A coworker's wife got hit that day. She was stopped at a light when someone slammed into the back of her car. Still don't understand quite how that one happened.