Let me explain something about horns:
1. A short beep means: "Don't take offense, but you're being a retard, now please move your ass before I push it into the intersection."
2. A longer beep means: "Woah, shit, you almost hit my ass."
3. A really long blare means: "You're so damn stupid you shouldn't be driving and I want to make sure you know it. Keep driving. Keep going. Freaked out now? Good. I'm going to keep honking until your ass is so scared you call the cops and I have to make up a story about the switch getting stuck. Idiot."
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