So I get done dealing with [My Big Fat Obnoxious Customer] and head home. I figure a beer and a burrito from my favorite burrito shop will cheer me up. So I head there. In line ahead of me is some white trash. Redneck Man and Da Ho. While we're in line some other people finish their meal and leave.
Redneck Man gets done ordering (very annoying, as all I wanted was a burrito and a beer, pretty simple - he's ordering a taco like it's a nine course meal). He gets done, and I order my food. Then I sit down and wait patiently.
Redneck Man and Da Ho wander about. Redneck Man notices a plate left by the previous customers that finished their meal and vacated. He spots a half eaten taco.
With lightning quick reflexes, he looks around and seeing no authority figures nearby he lunges down, grabs the half eaten taco, and scarfs it down.
OMFG, I almost shit myself laughing. My neighborhood has so many ways to amuse me.
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