5/01/2005

Crash Goes The Weasel

The way I drive my truck tends to suffer from brake fade. I need bigger brakes, with slotted rotors (note: not cross drilled - those are bad bad bad). Anyway, I forgot about that while hauling a load to the dump. Almost rearended a minivan when I was distracted by a dancing Elvis with a For Sale sign. Dunno if he was selling Elvii or what, but my bad.

Later I saw a guy in an inflatable female gorilla costume trying to sell furniture. I laughed as he shook his big inflatable gorilla ass and fondled his big inflatable gorilla boobs. Wow... Big inflatable gorilla stripper. I almost stopped and tipped.

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