I Don't Think That One Was My Fault

If I watch traffic, check my mirror, then look over my shoulder as I flip on my turn signals; chances are it's not my fault you just about got hit. It could be that you jumped over from the far left lane as I was slowly moving to the middle lane from the right lane, si? I don't mind getting honked at if it's my fault - if I do something stupid I deserve to be mocked. But... If it's your fault just jump back into your own lane and shut up a bit, okay?