I forgot that one of the burners on my stove no longer automatically ignites. So I turned it on.
(click click click click click)
Huh?
(click click click click click)
Oh yeah, I have to light it manually.
(click click click click click)
So I flick the bic.
(FAHWHOOMP!)
Damn near burned my eyebrows off.
And I still think I'm qualified to operate a motor vehicle...
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